My Dear Wet Puns
Weconstitute a line as dry, if it is watered down.
To evaperate the witt in word,
leavs me be spellbound by knowink this conciquence.
Worong is when i scibble not so punnish me to write.
As a plumber I am expected to be professional
and employ but a dry sense of humor.
I suppose I should perspire to keep clients from getting All Wet.
But like a solder joint, my prices make them sweat.
Its not enough that I'm so hyper.
When the job is done, I say.
Its Time To Pay The Piper
You can lead a hore to culture,
but you can't maker her think.
You are the